You know you can appreciate a good friend when you go out the night before get hammered at a redneck hillbilly Cowboy bar, and you wake up and there is a bag full of a dozen Egg McMuffin sandwiches on the counter with their complimenting glorious hashbrowns.
First thought, we made best friends with a Leprechaun. Second thought, top 10 on Myspace fo sho.
What is the next best adventure after eating McMuffin's and sobering up after a long night? helping a buddy who manages to put gasoline in his diesel truck. Ciphering gasoline is never a bad thing with a belly full of McAwesomeness and a smile having a glorious leprechaun by your side.
We're white, what do we have to complain about?
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Saturday, October 24, 2009
How much would you pay
Any investors for my brilliant independent video idea??
So how hilarious would it be to walk up to random strangers (and by strangers I am referring to women ((and by women I more specifically mean white girls to avoid hate crime)) with a video camera, 2 good looking dudes...and a contract.
So after getting the girl excited that she's going to be on the newest most popular video (like girls gone wild) you ask her to sign the contract that waives her right to sue or anything...then after the contract is signed, you hand the contract to the camera man...and...
SLAP THE BITCH!
then film her reaction while we run and laugh! BWHAHA and I am quite positive seeing hundreds of girls different reactions to getting slapped by a stranger would make quite the entertaining and priceless video everyone would like to see!
So how hilarious would it be to walk up to random strangers (and by strangers I am referring to women ((and by women I more specifically mean white girls to avoid hate crime)) with a video camera, 2 good looking dudes...and a contract.
So after getting the girl excited that she's going to be on the newest most popular video (like girls gone wild) you ask her to sign the contract that waives her right to sue or anything...then after the contract is signed, you hand the contract to the camera man...and...
SLAP THE BITCH!
then film her reaction while we run and laugh! BWHAHA and I am quite positive seeing hundreds of girls different reactions to getting slapped by a stranger would make quite the entertaining and priceless video everyone would like to see!
Stupid girls asking stupid questions get stupid answers
So how annoying is it, when a girl you talk to for the first time on a Friday asks you "How was your week?"
"Well now that you ask you fucking downer, my week was fucking terrible since I had to work 40 hours and get shit on by my shitty boss. So now that I'm thinking about the week and not the weekend I'm pretty pissed. Good job skank."
"Well now that you ask you fucking downer, my week was fucking terrible since I had to work 40 hours and get shit on by my shitty boss. So now that I'm thinking about the week and not the weekend I'm pretty pissed. Good job skank."
Fucking mustaches
Who the fuck still rocks a mustache?? Really, if you do, is it an enjoyment of yours to know people immediately think you enjoy eating children?
....Fucking child molester
....Fucking child molester
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